Uhm, I don’t listen to girl groups either, well except for f(x), but I don’t recall a gratuitous booty and hip shaking in any of their dance moves. And omg yes! Zico was totally into those dances! xD Zico is into every dance. Zico is into every performance. That’s why I love Zico - he brings this kind of energy to the stage, even when you think he wouldn’t be able to. Zico’s just like, “Fuck haters - I’m going to give a bitchin’ performance.” And then he fucking *does*. … I have a lot of feels about Zico. I could go on for awhile about Zico. 
Yes THOSE tags! I think my soul died of all the laughter that escaped with it. With that ass he should do some more girl dances. xD WE MUST COMPILE A LIST OF THESE DANCES.
Honestly, I want Zico in on these, too. The boy has no ass, but he can werk his hips like Shakira, and as a consequence of this it creates the illusion that he actually has a butt.
geesquariid asked : Ohh I know that hahahaha, I just love how you voiced it, that's all haha
I just like making people laugh - apparently, I’m pretty good at it. I used to try. Now? Not so much.
sweetkittybaby asked : MINA YOUR TAGS ON THAT UKWON GIF-SET! WAE?! XD ;A;
What, the one where I started quoting the chorus of this song? If anything, U-Kwon should be the new Mr. New Booty. And then I started ranting about how firm it looked, and how I could probably bounce a quarter off of that thing? Those tags? 
geesquariid asked : LMAO that reply about Jay is hilarious! :)
BUT IT’S TRUE!
Listen to his mix tape! Watch his talks - every time the crowd starts chanting “Take it off!” he asks them what they want him to remove! He has specifically stated in front of an audience that whenever he’s alone he “should definitely bring some lady-company next time.”! JAY PARK NEEDS TO GET FUCKING LAID. 
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I have a stuffed-up nose and I wanted to stay up until that clears out, but honestly nothing is happening. Wait - no. That’s a lie.
I’m running out of tissues. So, fuck it - I’m going to bed.
On a side note, ten days until my twentieth birthday.